Post by nick on Nov 22, 2008 14:04:44 GMT -5
oh no! it's nicholas jay follman!
the rad bassist
is only 22 years
belongs with the Musicians
is attracted to the males & females
is not looking for anyone special yet
is currently sadly single
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they say pregnancy often leads to, you know…
...infants and stuff.
otherhalf you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met without trying
practicallyfamily there it is. the little pink plus sign is so unholy
inseperable this is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet
bestguyfriend you're quite the sell out, what would the melvins say?
bestgirlfriend excuse me, i'm a friggin' sacred vessel, alright? yeah?
partnersincrime no thanks, i'm kinda off sex right about now, ya know
childhoodfriends they're boysenberry, they make his just smell like pie
onandoff pumicing my feet sounds exponentially cooler than being with you
drinkingfriends they have ads in there? 'yeah, desperately seaking spawn'
partyfriends my first instinct was that she was expelled or into hard drugs
enemiesturnedfriends 'either i peed my pants or thundercats are a go'
bestfriends i don't know much about it, i mean, it has fingernails, allegedly
closefriends don't i just have the thing, squeeze it out and hand it over?
goodfriends 'yoyoyiggityyo' 'i'm pregnant' 'oh shit! phuket, thailand!
averagefriends technically, that would be kicking it old testament...
acquaintances i've taken three pregnancy tests, i'm forshizz up the spout
firstnamebasis i'm already pregnant, what shenanigans could i get into?
friendofafriend 'come on' 'please juno, please' 'no, there will be no sex!'
justmet what if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters [/color][/font]
that's just how her face looks, you know?
that's just her face.
diediedie like i'd mary you, you'd make the meanest wife ever!
hardcore you know, i'm the one who should be really cheesed off
enemies you better pay for that pee stick when you're done with it
indifferentenemies have you ever smelled her, she smells like soup
friendturnedenemies you know, they call me the cautionary whale
mutualhatred she was like, "hi babies have fingernails." fingernails!
mutualdislike hey, hey, all you've got in your stomach is taco bell!
onesideddislike next time I see that bleeker i'll punch him in the wiener
onesidedhatred 'i still have you're underwear' 'i still have your virginity'
backstab ...like i have to say it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me
rivals well, doctors are sadists who like to watch lesser people scream...
friendlyrivals it's kind of skanky. isn't that what you girls call it? skanky?
jealousy she looks like a hobbit. you know, the fat one, from the goonies
annoyance silencio old man! i drank my weight in sunny-d and I gotta go!
avoidance third test today, mama bear your eggo is preggo no doubt about it
lovehate maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms, knocked ya' up
tolerance i'm gonna stop wearing underwear. it'll raise my sperm count
scaredof i could so go for like a huge cookie right now, with a lamb kabob[/color][/font]
i hate it when adults use the term 'sexually active'
what does it even mean?
final i think i'll stop wearing underwear, ya' know, raise my sperm count
future can't i have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way?
possiblefuture you know, boys have endured worse things for nookie
current they can hear you, like, ten-thousand leagues under the sea
past-bad ya' know, i think that kids get bored and have intercourse.
past-good ...yeah..hi, well, i'm calling to procure a hasty abortion...
past-stillchemistry when you move out I'm getting two weimaraners!
onesidedcrush 'woah dream big! 'oh go fly a friggin' kite, will you?'
mutualcrush 'it's not an apartment, it's a loft' 'well aren't you cool?'
pastcrush well...if it isn't macguff the crime dog! back for another test?
pastfling she kept pushing these condoms that looked like grape suckers
currentfling but oh, oh, no. we should just make-out instead. la la la...
futurefling would you like a free condom? they're boysenberry.....
spouse could the baby's claws like scratch your vag on the way out?
fiancee ya' , they sound like a friggin' cult, that's what they sound like
forbidden uhg, they have kids! they're just, like, greedy little bastards!
secret yeah, and she was all like 'blah i am a kracken from the sea!!!
obssession '...i heard that was you...' 'huh, well it was good seeing you'
friendswithbenefits gawd, banana, won't you shut you're freakin gob?
enemieswithbenefits well, hello, big puffy version of my favorite june-bug
fuckbuddies you don't even have to try to be cool' i try really hard actually'
makeoutbuddies she was like, "hi babies have fingernails." fingernails!
physicalattraction you know, i'm the one who should be really cheesed off
onenightstand how do you know these parents aren't utterly negligent?
sexualtension it's morgan freeman do you have any bones needing collecting?
onandoff does it help that i have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps?
fleetingglances 'cause i hear they pretty much give away babies like free iPods
flirting well, that was my first instinct too. or a dui... anything but this!
lust ya' know let me tell you that ain't no etch-o-sketch, homeskillet [/color][/font]
i named my guitar roosevelt, not ted, franklin
ya' know, the cute one.
mixedfeelings so what's the prognosis, fertile myrtle? minus or plus?
badinfluence they have ads for parents? yeah! 'desperately seeking spawn.'
goodinfluence just go ahead, i'm sure you two will have like a real bitchin' time
confidant room don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!
protectiveoverme hey, would you like any free condoms? They're boysenberry.
protectiveoveryou my boyfriend wears them every time, his junk smell like pie
mutualrespect check out baby Big head. duddeee, that thing is freaky lookin'
onesidedrespect i'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now...
rolemodel i am a sacred vessel, alright? all that's in your stomach is Taco Bell
admiration 'we should let it get a little cuter' 'that's great' 'keep it in the oven'
roommate i still have your underwear i still have your virginity would you shut up?
fakefriend thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house...
neverspoken all babies want to get borned! all babies want to get borned!
familyfriend when you move out I'm getting two weimaraners! woah dream big!
familyspecify wow, this cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment
otherspecify you're shorts are especially gold my mom uses color safe bleach... [/color][/font]
geeze, banana, shut you're freakin gob!
...gawd, friggin' credits.
let's start with rules shall we? drama is love, it's your brother-from-another-
mother sister-from-another-mister, soul mate, part time love full time friend. so
let's not feel it left out, okies? i get the final say on everything, because guess
what? THIS IS MY CHARRIE! crazy stuff, right? anyway, please be creative
and descriptive. no history shorter then seven good sentences will be
accepted.
how about some credits? so this plot was made by lola, aka allweknow over at
CAUTION! and RPGU. even the crappy images were made by lola, the pretty
example icons were made by hirachelwashere of lj. you remove these credits
and she will not hesitate to hunt you down and beat you with a blunt object.
because she's clynically insane like that. of course lola couldn't do it without
the color blender that everyone uses. plot's just wouldn't be the same without
that thing. the relationship are quotes from juno.[/font]
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