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Post by nick on Nov 22, 2008 20:32:56 GMT -5
  Mona is cute though, she doesn't need to know anything really. Hemingway just looks at me, wags his butt, since he has no tail. and walks away. Rigby bites me. i should lock up my closet, or give you clothes I don't sell
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Post by jacqueline caine on Nov 22, 2008 20:40:20 GMT -5
 true, she's cute. she doesn't do much though, when there are no male dogs around, she usually sleeps. she's always hyper around hemmy though... no, don't do that. the fun part is stealing. plus, when i wear yours, i smell like your aftershave lotion, and i like it. i have an unhealthy addiction for aftershave lotions...
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Post by nick on Nov 22, 2008 20:48:10 GMT -5
Hemmy doesn't have any testosterone left, and Rigby is a girl, so. nothing. no, you have an unhealthy addiction to my aftershave lotion.
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Post by jacqueline caine on Nov 22, 2008 20:51:26 GMT -5
he's still a male, so he gets mona hyper. my dog is a little too fond of males. and what can i do? it smells good. thats another reason why i tackle you, i get to smell you. >> that didn't sound right.
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Post by nick on Nov 22, 2008 20:55:30 GMT -5
Hemingway, sniff's the other dog's butts, then, licks his own. So yeah, he's not that hyper around other dogs. Maybe you should take lessons from Mona. Huh? You tackle me so you can smell me. thats sounds, quite odd.
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Post by jacqueline caine on Nov 22, 2008 21:03:37 GMT -5
no, i don't think i'll. i'm happy the way i am, STD-free, and if i'd look up to her, that'd change. well thats not the only reason, but feel free to change your aftershave lotion if it bothers you -.-
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Post by nick on Nov 22, 2008 21:08:10 GMT -5
I was saying from your dog, not mine. Gosh. It doesn't bother me, when you steal my clothes, I notice you take mostly the dirty ones for a bit.
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Post by jacqueline caine on Nov 22, 2008 21:12:21 GMT -5
you make me sound like a stalker or something. though you'd enjoy it if i were your stalker ;P do you know if i could go to rehab for that? because i mean, its okay when i steal your clothes, but what if i start stealing clothes of people i don't know, just because i like their aftershave lotion? you'd bail me out, right?
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Post by nick on Nov 22, 2008 21:16:33 GMT -5
Most stalkers think they are going out with the people they are stalking. fyi. either that, or i'd get into jail before you for, rolling down a hill on a tarp that is covered with soap or something really stuipid.
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Post by jacqueline caine on Nov 22, 2008 21:20:50 GMT -5
i'm not a stalker then. seriously though, do you have to smell so good? thats like, my only weakness. if that happens, i'll bail you out too. i don't think you could survive in jail, without your dogs or your bass.
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Post by nick on Nov 22, 2008 21:28:20 GMT -5
its not my fault, i like smelling good okay. i wouldn't survive, from that and the fact that i'd get my ass kicked because i'd talk too much or something like that.
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Post by jacqueline caine on Nov 22, 2008 21:31:38 GMT -5
if i ever rape you, it'll be because of your smell... not that thats gonna happen, but still. oh, that'd be amusing to watch, you getting your ass kicked by huge dudes with tattoos and all.
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Post by nick on Nov 23, 2008 2:32:21 GMT -5
ah, jac love. see, it wouldn't be concidered rape. so, there. not all dudes with tattoos are bad ass, zack and liam have, 1, liam has 4, but still. that just prooves my point more
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Post by jacqueline caine on Nov 23, 2008 4:39:36 GMT -5
surprise sex you, then. and yes, but i was referring to big jail dudes with skull tattoos, not skinny rockstars with flowery piano tattoos. you have like, more tattoos than most of those dudes, though. and you're not so weak either. so maybe they wouldn't kill you. but then again, they'd probably be annoyed by your guyliner, so they would.
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